And the Winner is...

It was a tough choice between all these great jokes and videos. I narrowed it down to my top five faves, and spent some more time deciding between those. I really wish I had more ARCs to give away so I could give some extra prizes.

So here are the finalist... (in no particular order)

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they east the fingers separately.
Submitted by Jess

The baby zombie asks her mothers, "Mommy, do I have Daddy's eyes?"
The mother says, "Yes you do honey, now eat them before they get cold!"
Submitted by Natalie Aguirre

What did the zombie say after eating a comedian?
That tasted funny.
Submitted by Mahesh

Zach Zombie says to Zelda Zombie: "That guy has a terrible mind."
Zelda Zombie says to Zach Zombie, "Just needs salt."
Submitted by theartgirl

And the zombie haiku...
Do not go gentle
into that zombie plagued night.
And take the shotgun.
Submitted by Sarah N. Fisk

And the winner is...(drum roll)


Zach Zombie says to Zelda Zombie: "That guy has a terrible mind."
Zelda Zombie says to Zach Zombie, "Just needs salt."
Submitted by theartgirl

Sarah's haiku was a really close second.

Grats, theartgirl! Email your contact info and I'll mail out the ARC. blogquestions (at) yahoo (dot) com. IN the event that the winner doesn't get back to me (it's happened), the ARC goes to Sarah.

Thanks for playing all, the jokes were awesome overall. Next Monday with be the final contest, and it'll be a more traditional comment to enter type. That'll be a short week-long contest so I can get the ARCs out before the actual book goes on sale.